26 Cat Criminal Cats Confessing to Their Acts of Chaos in the Form of Hissterical Memes

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Mariel Ruvinsky • Writer and Editor
Feb 6, 2026 9:00 AM EST

Everyone knows that cats are criminals. That includes cats. 

As first-time cat owners, we were shocked by this. We were shocked by the sheer quantity of crime in our houses after the adoption. We knew that cats were mischievous. We've consumed media before. We have seen funny cat memes about all the relatable moments that cat owners go through. We thought that we knew what we were getting into. But what we didn't know was quite how much of it there is going to be, how many of our favorite breakable things were going to end up on the floor, how many of our glasses our cats would drink from and how much food they would sneak off our plates. 

We understand those relatable cat memes on a whole different level now. We really get them. And we're not just talking about the funny parts of those funny cat memes. We're talking about the feelings behind those memes. Yes, we may be laughing about how sad it is when our favorite vase ends up on the floor, but we also feel the love that is behind that meme. We feel understanding. They're criminals, yes, but they are our criminals, and that is all that matters. 

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  • 01
    Hello I'm Minnoş. My mommy bought me the fanciest toys in the world but my only goal in life is smelling, touching and staring at bottles...
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 02
    There was nothing on the shopping list for me. No treats for me? No food for you! powdy
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  • 03
    Hello, it's Richard Parker, my humans recently bought a new small thing that makes weird noises, I now receive all these new toys and I bite when they try and take them off me tho!
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  • 04
    My name is Salt and I cost my mom $330 for a vet appointment only for them to diagnose me with being stressed since my moms boyfriend (who I like better) was gone for a week
    via ObsessedWithAnimals

  • Listen… when your favorite human is away for too long, you too might react in ways that you do not expect. We are sure that this cat wanted to avoid this vet visit just as much as you did, if not more. But he missed his new favorite human. And it was rough. It's not his fault that these vet visits cost so much. Nor is it his fault that the human left him to his sad loneliness. None of this was his fault, and he should be given snacks as compensation for his mental distress. Yes. 

  • 05
    I love to play with trash for 3 minutes and then I hide everything for later, sometimes I forget about it but mom always finds it! Tm
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  • 06
    It's Krum here! My dad says I need to stop face planting my food when I eat but how else am I going to suck it down so quick?!
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  • 07
    I steal pads from my human and eat them I STEAL PADS FROM MY HUMAN AND EAT THEM
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 08
    My name's Autumn and I make mommy carry me downstairs every night to use the litter box. Why should I have to walk down all those stairs?!
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 09
    I put my foot in moms wine glass and then got mad at her when she put her hand over the cup to keep my toes out
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 10
    No place is off limits when I'm on the hunt! BEACH
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  • 11
    My name is Leia I demand roomba to be turned on when I'm bored. And everyone knows roombas work best at night
    via ObsessedWithAnimals

  • Of course. Everyone does know that. Or at least, in our experience, every cat knows that. Maybe not specifically about Roombas, but every cat knows that all noises sound the best in the middle of the night, when everything else is quiet and everyone else is asleep. It only makes sense. Everything sounds so much sharper then. Really, we, as their humans, should appreciate them exposing us to such musical notes, especially in the middle of the night when they are so clear and interesting. We should appreciate what is it that they are giving us. Yes. The cats asked us to deliver this message to you all. 

  • 12
    Mom doesn't know this yet, but I'm currently peeing in the laundry basket. She'll realize this when she picks me up and I continue to pee on her leg - Chunk
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 13
    My girlfriend and I made biscuits
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 14
    Hello, we are Coco & Lily, and we don't even allow our humom to have wee in peace! We make her throw treats into the hall to distract us from the comfort of the toilet...
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 15
    My name is Frayer, my mommy doesn't allow me on the table or counters but technically I'm not on the table, I'm on my mommy's laptop watching the mouse
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 16
    Hello, my name is Puss. I love scaling the mosquito net every night and sleeping on top of it after I am done shredding it
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 17
    Hi it's me Maki, this is my bowl, I don't know why my mom keeps putting fruit in it
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 18
    Hi, my name is Winnie. I may only have one eye, but I was still able to calculate the exact distance I needed to push in order to introduce this entire pizza to the floor
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 19
    I got my humom her morning paper. I'm such a nice kitty! THE Ching ded fresh tariff ps the run Be Trade war
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  • 20
    This is Lavinia, she cares not that it's 4am, she slaps those big feet on the patio door until she gets fed
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 21
    Hi there! I'm Matta and my passion in life is to jump on my brother and take a good bite on his fluffy belly and then hide under the cupboard to taunt him
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 22
    My name is Milo and I make my human carry me to bed every night. Why should I walk? I am king
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 23
    I lost my sleeping on the bed privileges because I puked in my mom's hair while she was sleeping
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 24
    C Hi. Im Morrison. This is the face I make just before I sneeze in my foster mom's mouth
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  • 25
    Hello my name is Yuki I am a carb addict. I chew through unattended bread bags and act dumb when mum asks me what happened e Hotdog Br Ball
    via ObsessedWithAnimals
  • 26
    Dodger here... I really enjoy laying on the desktop keyboard, I enjoy it even more when I hit the right keys and print off 62 pages from an insurance website. I'm a very important kitty.
    via ObsessedWithAnimals

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